It is the first day of university

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  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: tweet_joana
    Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/
    If you want to translate the video: ar-plus.info/u/timedtext.html_cs_p...
    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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تعليقات • 14 428

  • Griffin Davis
    Griffin Davis 12 ساعات قبل +1

    Nobody:
    My brain before a test: 0:02

  • Aurianna Houseman
    Aurianna Houseman أيام قبل

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  • 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ
    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ 2 أيام قبل +1

    She’s transitioning into an adult...
    Jaiden animations warned us...

  • Gacha Milly
    Gacha Milly 3 أيام قبل

    I love the food part!

  • bela the human
    bela the human 4 أيام قبل

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  • Reese Hayden
    Reese Hayden 4 أيام قبل +1

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  • • C o f f e J e s s •
    • C o f f e J e s s • 5 أيام قبل

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  • zeynep yılmaz
    zeynep yılmaz 6 أيام قبل

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

  • Yo it’s Parissa
    Yo it’s Parissa 7 أيام قبل

    Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

  • Kiera
    Kiera 7 أيام قبل

    So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

  • Sabrina Haslam
    Sabrina Haslam 8 أيام قبل

    those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

  • BLINKSELENATOR
    BLINKSELENATOR 8 أيام قبل

    No one:
    Joana:CALM DOWN

  • Autumn Smith
    Autumn Smith 8 أيام قبل

    Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

  • haikat jameel
    haikat jameel 13 أيام قبل

    Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies
    Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water
    Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

  • Yasmin I. Alamin
    Yasmin I. Alamin 14 أيام قبل

    That intro is everything and so relatable

  • Alexis’s cosplay Corner
    Alexis’s cosplay Corner 14 أيام قبل +1

    Joana please adopt me

  • Milenne Alejandra Caro
    Milenne Alejandra Caro 17 أيام قبل

    heyyyyyyyyy! Where did the spanish subtitles go?:(((

  • Hiyori Chan
    Hiyori Chan 17 أيام قبل

    Man, Joana or anyone else that is on physics college, what are your plans for the future? I plan on going to physics but I don't really know what to do

  • Senniah Mason
    Senniah Mason 18 أيام قبل

    she said .... 1st period 😐

  • Diya k
    Diya k 18 أيام قبل

    yes joana you give me some bad girl vibes in this outfit maybe this is just me haha

  • happy biliba
    happy biliba 19 أيام قبل

    I love these pink sunglasses! Can you please name the brand?! ❤

  • Eli Frank
    Eli Frank 19 أيام قبل

    so she s in a polytechnical(engineering) school?

  • Denden Villanueva
    Denden Villanueva 19 أيام قبل

    We're all fcking growing, cant believe you're already a college student. Goodluck and survive!

  • Beau
    Beau 22 أيام قبل

    joana can finally use her agenda now

  • FaceOfBoredom
    FaceOfBoredom 22 أيام قبل +3

    "Where does the line get blurred between boot and celery? The crunch isn't the same"
    I'm deceased

  • Kim Jisoo
    Kim Jisoo 22 أيام قبل

    The one and only Aritizia

    Iconic

  • Gachadsn World
    Gachadsn World 23 أيام قبل

    Selammm

  • Fantasy Phoenix
    Fantasy Phoenix 23 أيام قبل

    8:23
    I knew it the pigeon apocalypse has begun

  • SugarSweetSofia
    SugarSweetSofia 23 أيام قبل

    We *NEED* more Joana hauls!!!

  • Chels Dominguez
    Chels Dominguez 24 أيام قبل +1

    Hey atleast it's 2020 you can use your notebook now

  • spidey x
    spidey x 25 أيام قبل +3

    Why do you look like a hip Kim Possible at the beginning

  • Rogério Pimenta
    Rogério Pimenta 25 أيام قبل +1

    It is funny how she says she is a victim of capitalism, but as a fisicist she will earn no money to spend.
    Hahaha hilarious !

  • Cifa
    Cifa 26 أيام قبل +18

    A friendly reminder that she can use her agenda now.

  • Gege A
    Gege A 26 أيام قبل +1

    Amo como siempre actúa como loca cuando la graban xd

  • Almas Fiza Shaikh
    Almas Fiza Shaikh 27 أيام قبل

    You can use the 2020 agenda now.

  • Adrian Santizo
    Adrian Santizo 27 أيام قبل

    I think she is Asexual

  • Ellery Rillaine
    Ellery Rillaine 28 أيام قبل +1

    Started uni this year too, hope Jenny Cravitz and I graduate together.

  • CraftedGadgetMC
    CraftedGadgetMC 28 أيام قبل +1

    Holy shit I didn't know we were the same age. But damn you look mature.

  • Katie Mo
    Katie Mo 28 أيام قبل

    why she has so many dislikes?! can someone explain WHY!?

  • sebastian holstesn
    sebastian holstesn 29 أيام قبل +1

    I major in social studies and feel exactly the same way about your major, as you do mine ;)

  • mari
    mari أشهر قبل

    *dAMT iT sAmaNThA*

  • Phoenix Races
    Phoenix Races أشهر قبل

    i can teach you how to play tennis...use to tour (i was terrible though. one of my vids has me practicing with a friend)

  • Phoenix Races
    Phoenix Races أشهر قبل

    if you know what i mean... ;)

  • pyt._Izzy
    pyt._Izzy أشهر قبل +1

    Did she just say "calm ur meatless tidies"?

  • Sugoi ツ Deku
    Sugoi ツ Deku أشهر قبل

    But yellow is pretty :(

  • Elizabeth Carlson
    Elizabeth Carlson أشهر قبل +31

    The amount if Ravenclaw energy from her is honestly impressive.

  • Milky Mars
    Milky Mars أشهر قبل +1

    The toilet, did you break it's neck
    -John Cena 2k19

  • Shaylee’s Universe
    Shaylee’s Universe أشهر قبل +1

    All her courses are my least favorite subjects
    But I do like back to school shopping

  • Nicky
    Nicky أشهر قبل

    She reminds me of emma chamberlain when she started youtube and I couldn’t stop watching her

  • 고춧가루TV Gochugaru
    고춧가루TV Gochugaru أشهر قبل +1

    Hahhhaaahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Nataly Diaz-Jimenez
    Nataly Diaz-Jimenez أشهر قبل

    She published this video 5 days after my bday😂😂

  • Rosella Clark
    Rosella Clark أشهر قبل +3

    8:18- they are leather having a pigeon colt lol

  • erin the egg
    erin the egg أشهر قبل +1

    who else read the description as joanna shouting

  • aGreekLover JACEK
    aGreekLover JACEK أشهر قبل

    FUCC watching this is making me angry

  • marcus freddy
    marcus freddy أشهر قبل

    WHAT IS HER UNIVERSITY!!

    • happy little accident
      happy little accident أشهر قبل

      marcus freddy oop calm down child
      she doesn’t want us to know where she goes to school for safety reasons. why do u even wanna know lmao

  • vitória sara
    vitória sara أشهر قبل

    mas como eu vim parar aqui???

  • HBDiniz _10
    HBDiniz _10 أشهر قبل +1

    8:20 _b i r b s_

  • dreamylizard
    dreamylizard أشهر قبل

    11:04 *y e s*

  • rosi ledesma
    rosi ledesma أشهر قبل

    as a literature student I feel attacked

  • Laz4rz
    Laz4rz أشهر قبل

    We literally started the same course